tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802206289996500659.post8523740474219832417..comments2024-03-27T13:34:10.184+00:00Comments on NORTH DOWNS & BEYOND: If you had to come back as a birdSteve Galehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09459545933323958452noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802206289996500659.post-59851042097451682482013-07-27T17:47:23.198+01:002013-07-27T17:47:23.198+01:00You obviously have a wicked side Andrew. If you...You obviously have a wicked side Andrew. If you're not careful you might come back as a 20-stone Lonsdale shirt wearing individual...Steve Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09459545933323958452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802206289996500659.post-60402086881563136022013-07-27T13:21:34.667+01:002013-07-27T13:21:34.667+01:00I'd like to come back as a Herring Gull.
In t...I'd like to come back as a Herring Gull.<br /><br />In the winter I could loaf around inland urban sprawls watching for freshly washed cars to swoop down on and crap all over before alighting on the nearest roof and calling loudly in a mocking manner. <br /><br />During the summer, I would move to the coastal towns whereby I would cherry pick my victims. Preferrably weighing 20 stone, wearing Lonsdale shirts and carrying an ice cream. I would then swoop down to grab the ice cream and fly slowly enough away so they would run after me in vain for all to laugh at.<br /><br />I'm nasty ain't I?Andrew Cunninghamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936003372058916499noreply@blogger.com