Play interrupted by Pheasant.
I was having a dream that I was sitting in front of a giant aquarium, watching tropical fish swimming just inches away from my face. Without warning the glass exploded, engulfing me in freezing cold water and shards of glass. And at this violent moment I woke up, to be thoroughly confused as to what was happening as I was, in reality, being assaulted by cold water and broken glass - it was actually happening! Where on earth was I?...
Jolted awake it took a few seconds to take in what was occurring. I was sitting in the front seat of Steve Broyd's car and his windscreen had been shattered by a Pheasant that had decided to fly straight at it as we travelled along the road at 50mph. My feeling of being immersed in cold water was, in fact, the cold winter air that was now howling into the opening car front. The glass was real. The Pheasant (a male) lay dead in the back of the car wedged between Bob and Scotty Hibbett.
When the bird first entered the car Steve had looked around to see me slumped, eyes closed, covered in blood and broken glass. He feared the worst. I then woke up. The blood was not human but game bird. The bruises on my head were real however, having been struck by the Pheasant as it careered through the car. I started to pick shards of glass from my hair which did reveal the odd cut. And continued to do so for the rest of the day.
After a stop at a repair shop with a new windscreen in place we carried on our way westwards, to see a Red-breasted Goose at Matcham Park in Hampshire and two Ring-billed Gulls at Radipole in Dorset. January 7th 1984. Happy days, if a slightly dazed one...
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