These are a few of my least favourite things
Rare geese Cackling Canada, Richardson's Canada, Greater Snow - I'm struggling here to keep my eyes open I'm so underwhelmed. A small rare goose in amongst a gathering of hundreds of commoners does nothing for me. Champagne Expensive and over-rated. The bubbles get up my nose, give me heartburn and then later a headache. Non! Basketball As a spectator sport, mind-numbingly boring. A team of tall freaks run down one end and aim a ball at a hoop. Then the other team do the same but up the other end. Over. And. Over. Again. Sometimes one of them misses. Final score - who gives a damn. Motorbikes Maybe I have never been blokey enough to become a biker, either an oily rough one or a clean Goldwing owner. I just about get cars, but that is only so that I can differentiate them by their colours, not the model. Staines Reservoir . This place has received absolute devotion from regular observers down the ages, who swear by its magical abilities to entice rare birds to l...