Thursday, 16 September 2010

Anatomy of a patch watcher

To be a successful patch worker you need...

Optimism - "That flock of Linnets could attract a Common Rosefinch"

Blind faith - "That flock of Linnets will, one day, attract a Common Rosefinch"

Determination - "If I check that flock of Linnets three times a day I will find a Common Rosefinch"

Imagination - "That sparrow-like bird with the Linnet flock could have been a Common Rosefinch"

Appreciation - "My goodness, doesn't that flock of Linnets (without a Common Rosefinch with them) look grand"

But it can all go wrong...

Envy - "That bastard down the road has had a Common Rosefinch in his Linnet flock and he only checks them twice a day"

Anger - "Why the bloody hell as every other Linnet flock within twenty miles got something in with them apart from my flock?"

Despair - "My life will never be complete until I find a Common Rosefinch in my Linnet flock. I'm a feeble, sad, lonely man and a crap birder to boot"

Defeat - "Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm off to Dungeness. I hate Linnets"

6 comments:

  1. The first section of your post reminds me of someone we both know very well Steve!

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  2. Reminds me of myself. I'll get Common Rosefinch on my patch one day.......

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  3. I think the bottom line is you have to enjoy just being out at your local patch, and watching whatever birds are around. Anything unusual is a bonus.

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  4. What about just blatent stringing. Jesus! it's a flock of Common Rosefinches with that Linnet. Then going home happy.

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  5. Graham: I don't know who you mean...:-)

    Simon: Surely a birder from Kernow can do better than a Rosefinch. A yankee warbler at least!

    DDipper: You are, as always, the voice of reason

    John: I'd forgotten about stringing. maybe it is too painful an admission for me.

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  6. No, stringy is what you label the fella who comes poaching onto your patch when your not looking, and claims a rosefinch in your flock of linnets that you've been watching all autumn!!

    You've captured the many facets of patch birding very well!

    And the password for leaving a comment was speaw, which is what you'd probably do when you finally hear about the rosefinch!

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