Fine bird dining
"Madame et Monsieur, have you a reservation with us today?" Him: Yes, a table for two, in the name of Mr and Mrs Chaffinch. "Ah, yes, please follow me. I have a wonderful table for you overlooking the lawn. I would remind you to look out for the cat and we have been visited by a rather tenacious Sparrowhawk this week" Him: Thankyou. "May I take your faecal sac?" Him: No, we'll keep them with us thank you. "Mais oui. Can I offer you a drink? We have a selection of bird baths, a pond and a particularly fine muddy puddle at the bottom of the garden" Him: Have you a house bath? "Of course sir. And can I suggest our special starter today, Husk Free Seed Mix?" Him: We'll choose from the menu thankyou.. now hen, what do you fancy? Her: There's so much to choose from. I quite fancy a seed starter, but where to start... Him: Well, there's Hi Energy Supreme, Feeder Seed, Feeder Seed Plus, Everyday Seed...