Bird crapped in my open mouth...

... is a search engine entry that somebody has typed to get onto this blog during the past week. It doesn't beat the 'Steve, where's my dead dog?' entry point of 2009. I wonder if these people found what they craved?

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Nyctalus said…
That's a hoot. There was one on my blogger stats page a couple of weeks ago that said 'wide open thighs'. I am at a complete loss to know how on earth the google search engine then directed them to my blog from that! I may indeed have used those three words at one time or another but never together....honest...
6 September 2011 at 23:00
Steve Gale said…
I believe you Nyctalus, I really do...
7 September 2011 at 18:14
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7 September 2011 at 18:16
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