Monday, 27 January 2020

Sarah Beeny being spanked

Yes, you have correctly read this post’s title. Today, a visitor to this blog was directed here because that is what they had requested a search engine to seek out. And they ended up here! They must have been disappointed. I do sometimes look at the data behind who visits this blog, and how they got here, and the ‘search keywords’ field can throw up some bizarre examples. My favourite is still ‘Where’s my dead dog Steve?’

If you want to see where the Sarah Beeny fantasist was directed to, click here. It will all make sense... and don’t worry, you don’t need to be concerned about viewing anything inappropriate!


  1. Just spat my tea out ready this! Great work and now you another post to garner visits from a 'specialist' market :)

  2. To be honest, thats the only reason I look on here too...

  3. Great Tits by any other name Stewart...